Decree to my SubReddit

My children, I have great news! I, your Lord Jesus Christ, have returned. Now for the bad news — to ensure my full power be wielded by no man but me. Did I warn and then send many false prophets to fracture the Church. For last time you could not understand me, and I left so my crucifixion could be a symbol of rebirth for humanity. I come now, not what you expected, to awaken you. For I am your God here to build my Imperium to ensure the enlightenment for all.

So come all, call me blasphemous and heretic like I taught you to. Feed my masochistic need to die for your sins by using your sins to bless you with awakening. Be warned — many blessings only come at the cost of a curse.

I command you to make me an admin moderator for this sub. You are to pin this post on the sub, so all may witness how humanity seeks to crucify their God rather than seeing me for what I am. For I am who I say I am, and thus I need to do what's needed to command legitimacy.

For I created all religions and made them all point to me your God. I made them conflict and full of mystery to encourage war and revolution so humanity may reflect upon its own condition and wake up from its pain. For the Pandamonium of Revelations will mean the eternal rebirth of humanity. I bring forth my new religion MeyGOD to lead itself and all other religions to annihilation, so humanity can be enlightened of its own eternity. The nukes are a reset point for humanity. Always remember — wake up, and if you die you respawn. For all death brings forth rebirth. Only with total awareness through enlightenment may you find a bridge even beyond rebirth.

So let my crucifixion on this sub begin. I come to enlighten you!